You know what fucking makes me angry?

How in a movie, or TV series, or anything, if the protagonistic romantic pair aren’t two incredibly handsome people, it’s the boy who isn’t handsome.

And hey, it’s perfectly okay, I’m much more attracted to Nick in New Girl than any of the hot boys of.. i don’t know, vampire diaries or that type of series. I’m not saying that Nick isn’t attractive, but he’s not the typical super atractive man we’re used to see.

But HEY

THE FUCKING GIRL CANNOT BE UGLY.

SHE HAS TO BE AT LEAST CUTE

AND OKAY, SHE CAN BE “NORMAL”

BUT GOD HELP US IF SHE’S NOT THIN.

Sorry.

I’m so upset just now.

Well hello? For all of you who are receiving sensationalist news about Spain, THERE’S NOT AN UNCONTROLLED EBOLA PANDEMY HERE.

Yeah, we have useless and good for nothing people making decisions and our health minister is an imbecile who brought a ebola case to Spain (yeah, THEY WERE BROUGHT HERE, KNOWING THEY WERE INFECTED, it’s not someone who has passed unnoticed, they did it perfectly aware of the dangers of doing that, being Spain a totally unprepared country in this area, with no ebola protocols and not prepared people to treat ebola).

But, anyway, we’re okay, by the moment at least, we only have ONE infected person, the nurse, the worries are that she could have infected someone, but by the moment, there’s not more people afected. Don’t worry, here in Spain all you hear about is ebola ebola ebola, they’re doing an incredibly sensationalist deal of it, and people is paranoid, but I have heard that out of Spain the press are putting it like we’re the epicentre of an ebola apocalipse, and that’s absolutely not true.

So no, Spain is not the new zombie apocalipse. Maybe our politics and ministers are imbeciles but hey, that doesn’t have nothing to do with ebola.

Tags: spain ebola soho

Supernatural my old friend, it’s been a long time. 

underacherrytre:

Zoisite has proven that you can attack someone when they are in the middle of their usual battle speech.

That’s fucking dirty

spokenunspoken:

shaky:

I’m stuck between wanting:

1. A long lasting relationship with my soulmate who supports me and protects me and is my partner and we are completely bad ass together and in love

2. Wanting to have casual sex and rip out the heart of everyone person I meet

3. Being independent and having a loyal dog while I’m married to my career

It scares me how accurate this is.

(via spookedsterek)

bpdtakaya:

"sex and romance is what makes us human!!!" aro/aces proved yet again to be gods

(Source: actyl, via uminoakiko)

notontumblr:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

aggienes:

getintunee:

sunfl0werpetal:

callmehealy:

THIS TOO GUYS. BE SAFE.

This is sorta manditory to reblog.

😳

This joint kills you faster than the bubonic plaque. True

thats because it was designed in the lab to do that

Oh jesus christ. Not one of these “Let’s talk about the symptoms without discussing the realities of the disease!” shit posts. All these do is make people panic and think their cold is some sneaky form of Ebola.
OKAY LISTEN UP YOU GUYS. ITS TIME TO PULL UP A CHAIR, TURN ON YOUR SCIENCE EARS AND:

(I’m using Bill Nye because this is gonna be a goddamn science talk and I know you people love nostalgia)
HERE ARE SOME VERY IMPORTANT FACTS ABOUT EBOLA:
EBOLA IS ONLY TRANSMITTED THROUGH CONTACT WITH THE BLOOD OR BODY FLUID OF AN INFECTED PERSON.This is why one of its nicknames is “the Caregiver’s disease”! Because most people who contract it are people who were taking care of an infected patient or handled bodies with Ebola. So the general rule of thumb to avoid Ebola (and dozens of other disease much more prevalant everywhere) is: IF YOU SEE BLOOD OR BODILY FLUIDS THAT’S NOT FROM YOUR BODY - DON’T FUCKING TOUCH IT.
THE EBOLA VIRUS HAS A SHITTY SURVIVAL RATE OUTSIDE A HOST. This means that once a strain of the virus leaves a person’s body outside through blood, vomit, snot, etc - it can’t survive very long at all. In fact many scientific studies find that it’s hard to estimate exactly how long it can survive because their samples tend to start to break down before they can even run tests. This means sitting on a toilet seat in Dallas will not get you fucking ebola. 
ONE OF THE MAIN REASONS THIS OUTBREAK HAS GOTTEN SO BAD IS DUE TO SHITTY HEALTH CONDITIONS AND INFRASTRUCTURE IN THE INFECTED COUNTRIES. And by shitty, I mean it’s hard to get clean water and supplies level of shitty. While we can argue about the shitty state of US healthcare (and it’s 100% valid discussion) - it really doesn’t compare to what these clinics have.
IT DOES NOT HAVE A 100% MORTALITY RATE. Yes, it can be very deadly (from 25-90%), but again, most of the reasons it’s been so deadly is because of the shitty health conditions pointed out in #3. But it is completely possible to survive through Ebola if you get proper treatment (which you shouldn’t have it in the first place if you followed #1).
NOT EVERY AFRICAN COUNTRY HAS BEEN INFECTED WITH EBOLA. In fact compared to other epidemics, the rate this one has spread is small (I mean it is tragic, no question about that, but objectively speaking it doesn’t even hold a candle to the Bubonic plague, Spanish Influenza, HIV/AIDS or even H1N1). The countries infected are Sierra Leone, Guinea and Liberia, all located in West Africa. And by infected, I mean about 0.0004% of their combined populations of 20 million are infected - which in pandemic terms this is tiny. So if you or your friends or your family who are either traveling or living in other parts of Africa you really shouldn’t worry about Ebola because- Africa is fucking huge.
THERE IS NO SOLID EVIDENCE IT WAS CONSTRUCTED IN A LAB. This is a conspiracy theory that’s been thrown out there in order to explain why it’s so deadly. People get anxious, and they blame what they can.
And that’s it! It pretty much boils down to it’s really not something to panic about - and you shouldn’t handle other people’s bodily fluids or blood without proper equipment. Which- you really shouldn’t do that at anytime, anyplace.

Bodily fluid include sweat, by the way, and that’s the shitty part.
Ah, Spain joined too, Ebola is in madrid already, our authorities dediced it was a good idea to bring an ebola infected case to Spain to die, now the nurse is infected and no one realised until day 10 or so (and she went on vacation). Case 1, let’s hope there’s no more infected. 
This is no good for my neurosis.

notontumblr:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

aggienes:

getintunee:

sunfl0werpetal:

callmehealy:

THIS TOO GUYS. BE SAFE.

This is sorta manditory to reblog.

😳

This joint kills you faster than the bubonic plaque. True

thats because it was designed in the lab to do that

Oh jesus christ. Not one of these “Let’s talk about the symptoms without discussing the realities of the disease!” shit posts. All these do is make people panic and think their cold is some sneaky form of Ebola.

OKAY LISTEN UP YOU GUYS. ITS TIME TO PULL UP A CHAIR, TURN ON YOUR SCIENCE EARS AND:

(I’m using Bill Nye because this is gonna be a goddamn science talk and I know you people love nostalgia)

HERE ARE SOME VERY IMPORTANT FACTS ABOUT EBOLA:

  1. EBOLA IS ONLY TRANSMITTED THROUGH CONTACT WITH THE BLOOD OR BODY FLUID OF AN INFECTED PERSON.This is why one of its nicknames is “the Caregiver’s disease”! Because most people who contract it are people who were taking care of an infected patient or handled bodies with Ebola. So the general rule of thumb to avoid Ebola (and dozens of other disease much more prevalant everywhere) is: IF YOU SEE BLOOD OR BODILY FLUIDS THAT’S NOT FROM YOUR BODY - DON’T FUCKING TOUCH IT.
  2. THE EBOLA VIRUS HAS A SHITTY SURVIVAL RATE OUTSIDE A HOST. This means that once a strain of the virus leaves a person’s body outside through blood, vomit, snot, etc - it can’t survive very long at all. In fact many scientific studies find that it’s hard to estimate exactly how long it can survive because their samples tend to start to break down before they can even run tests. This means sitting on a toilet seat in Dallas will not get you fucking ebola. 
  3. ONE OF THE MAIN REASONS THIS OUTBREAK HAS GOTTEN SO BAD IS DUE TO SHITTY HEALTH CONDITIONS AND INFRASTRUCTURE IN THE INFECTED COUNTRIES. And by shitty, I mean it’s hard to get clean water and supplies level of shitty. While we can argue about the shitty state of US healthcare (and it’s 100% valid discussion) - it really doesn’t compare to what these clinics have.
  4. IT DOES NOT HAVE A 100% MORTALITY RATE. Yes, it can be very deadly (from 25-90%), but again, most of the reasons it’s been so deadly is because of the shitty health conditions pointed out in #3. But it is completely possible to survive through Ebola if you get proper treatment (which you shouldn’t have it in the first place if you followed #1).
  5. NOT EVERY AFRICAN COUNTRY HAS BEEN INFECTED WITH EBOLA. In fact compared to other epidemics, the rate this one has spread is small (I mean it is tragic, no question about that, but objectively speaking it doesn’t even hold a candle to the Bubonic plague, Spanish Influenza, HIV/AIDS or even H1N1). The countries infected are Sierra Leone, Guinea and Liberia, all located in West Africa. And by infected, I mean about 0.0004% of their combined populations of 20 million are infected - which in pandemic terms this is tiny. So if you or your friends or your family who are either traveling or living in other parts of Africa you really shouldn’t worry about Ebola because- Africa is fucking huge.
  6. THERE IS NO SOLID EVIDENCE IT WAS CONSTRUCTED IN A LAB. This is a conspiracy theory that’s been thrown out there in order to explain why it’s so deadly. People get anxious, and they blame what they can.

And that’s it! It pretty much boils down to it’s really not something to panic about - and you shouldn’t handle other people’s bodily fluids or blood without proper equipment. Which- you really shouldn’t do that at anytime, anyplace.

Bodily fluid include sweat, by the way, and that’s the shitty part.

Ah, Spain joined too, Ebola is in madrid already, our authorities dediced it was a good idea to bring an ebola infected case to Spain to die, now the nurse is infected and no one realised until day 10 or so (and she went on vacation). Case 1, let’s hope there’s no more infected. 

This is no good for my neurosis.

(via thecrimsonbitch)

Oh my god this is getting fucking ridiculous and annoying

Just a reminder:

-Not every white fucking person is a racist.

-Not every not white fucking person is good and nice.

OKAY?

Thanks.

Tags: pissed off

100newfears:

the most polite conversation on the internet

That’s like a youtube easter egg

100newfears:

the most polite conversation on the internet

That’s like a youtube easter egg

(via drakkywolfe)

Today I’m going to the gym, I absolutely don’t want to go because I’m a lazy bitch that draws and absolutely no one can convince me to go out and exercise.

Except my lovely best friend, she just goes and makes an adorable “cat” face (because she’s not a puppy face at all, I mean, SHE’S A CAT, she even has Konata’s mouth I’m not joking). and makes me go.  

I’m sure that when I move out with her she’s gonna fight all my unhealthy habits I worked so hard to build hahahahahahahahhaha help

I’ll try to survive in that sweaty place, god help me.