I JUST GOOGLED WHAT CAUSES PERIOD PAINS AND APPARENTLY IT’S BECAUSE THE UTERUS CONTRACTS AND THAT CUTS OFF THE FUCKING BLOOD SUPPLY
PEOPLE WITH PERIOD PAINS ARE LITERALLY FEELING THEIR UTERUS TRYING TO KILL ITSELF
hello yes 911 this is an emergency my uterus is trying to kill itself
My uterus is trying to kill itself just now.
And it’s not just that, it’s worse, the contractions are exactly that, contractions, birth contractions. So period pains are a lighter version of giving birth but with no anesthesia.
would you rather attend the wedding of your otp or get a copy of their sex tape?
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is the sex tape in HD?
Can I be the priest?
there are two kinds of people
is the priest in the wedding or the sex tape?
Can’t they have sex at the wedding?
(Source: codypendency, via iamyou97)
I’ve never watched an episode of Game of Thrones in my life and even I know that you don’t fuck with the blonde dragon lady.
and that the kid with the crown is the human version of period cramps
and jon snow is ned stark’s bastard
that’s the show
That’s the most accurate description of Joffrey i’ve ever read.
Yeah, and what he did?